WHAT KINDA REPORT CARD DO WE GET THIS YEAR? -- for JUST A MINUTE RADIO -- on Wednesday 111228

OK -- Hard to believe but we’re just today, tomorrow and Friday before our work here at the ‘update’ fair is done.

 

Yessiree… I was wondering if the end of 2011 would ever get here as Mr. O continued his ‘shovel-ready’ work of preparing the biggest [deficit] hole in modern history!  He is (I think) out there in the westernmost state of this honorable Union diggin’ with the *divot machine* to set a new Guinness Record of the most golf played by any U.S. President in any term in the White House.

 

That will apparently go on the mantelpiece of the mansion he reclaims back in Chicago if he can tear himself away from Washington after he has set the bar at the lowest possible point for any POTUS.  After the ‘Obama’ era if there is a President who manages to exceed the record of ‘dishonorably discharging  the responsibilities of POTUS’ it is highly un-likely the USA will continue to exist except in the history books and one of the 17 MARVELS of the Western World for leakage from a government treasury.

 

It is un-likely, if he wins a second term, there will be enough money in the treasury to fuel Air Force One and its supporting fleet of backups and vehicle transport aircraft to make any trips of greater length than from Andrews Forces base to Dulles where one can transfer to domesticated commercial airplanes. Even then they will have a tough time operating after the collapse of the Air Traffic Control Centers due to strikes by the appropriate (or inappropriate) unions who believe they have been cut out of the largesse.

 

The bright spot in the coming economic situation in such an eventuary situation would be only for the printing industry (in order to fulfill U.S. Treasury’s needs for paper money manufacturing machines – formerly called ‘presses’) and a great boom in the paper supplying part of the American economy – although it will probably also be short of manpower due to the starvation situation that is forecast to develop once the AFL-CIO party gets control of the economic levers in what’s left in 2014 of the formerly American economy.

 

The only difficulty the newly installed second term POTUS would encounter is that the pipefitters and plumbers unions are unable to outfit the President’s newly-expecting-to-be-built mansion.  Its location has yet to be determined due to the inability of the transportation or electronic communications networks to function in light of the totality of the world’s economic bailout failure.

 

Fact is we’re storing up ink cartridges in order to ensure the ability to print and run the communications networks in 2015 and beyond when total collapse is forecast.

 

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERY BODY. (L)

 

Cordially, IN HIM

 

Jack Buttram

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“JUST A MINUTE”

WHAT KINDA REPORT CARD DO WE GIT THIS YEAR?

 

MizP: Jist A Minit: Do you thank hit’s gonna be a better yeah,  Mr. Jack?

Jack: I guess I always think so, Miz Pearl.

MizP: You mean the way we tawks to one another…?

Jack: I believe  Bait Shop and Sushi Bar  bunch seems to get along OK. .

BB: You’s tawkin’ ‘bout the Congers aint’cher?.

Jack: Well Mr. Billy – they could easily be exhibit “A”….

               But I think the problem lies deeper than that. 

MizP: Ah reckon you’s got a wider target – field of view.

Homer: We’s jist come through Chris-mus and you’s seed sumpin…

Jack: You’ve touched on it, Homer.  It’s called the Bible belt ---

MizP: An shunt hit be?

Jack: Look around us… there’s a lot of Charity going on … but…

BB: But they’s a whole lotta wickedness too…

Jack: Right Mr. Bill… and that’s a result of …

MizP: Hit’s people turnin’ they’re backs on God. We puff’s our seves up

               but hit’s only 2 percent we give away.

Homer: If’n you go  down that road Miz P… we won’t git done today. .

Jack: Right Homer –

MizP: We claims to be so gen-rous – but  that’s the wrong place to look…

BB: No – we ain’t perfect – they’s only one who’s perfect…

Homer: An we jist celebrated His birfday.

MizP: How comes we meks such big mistakes.

Jack: It’s in God’s word Miz Pearl – all we need to do is read it and …

BB: And accept hit, Mr. Jack -- lots of us’n  jist turn away.

MizP: Or they relies on they own good works.

Homer: Thas the mistake th Rich young ruler done made…

BB: An lotsa other people too.

Jack: But there is a Saviour – the only one.

MizP: Like you say we jist celebrated his birth…

Jack: That’s right Miz Pearl… it brings us to the end today…

MizP: Les meditate on hit this comin’ year.

Jack: Great Idea… sorry we have to go Happy New Year everybody!

               <>. I’m Jack Buttram.  (END)

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