JAM elements for Wednesday 111207

“Oh what a tangled web we we’ve – when first we essay to deceive …” We’re in the last month of the year. So numbers and more numbers – confusing.

 

PROMOLINE FOR Wednesday 111207: Billy-bob, and the group that hangs around Earl’n’Lester’s Bait Shop and Sushi Bar on the Carolina line are having a terrible time sorting out who’s ahead in the Republican Primary. You’ll want to be around when they start comparing notes today at (time) here on WMUU-FM, 94.5 about the election that’s just about 11 months away. That’s correct the year twenty-twelve is almost here and everyone’s getting ready for lots of effort. Stick with us!

 

Cordially, IN HIM,

Jack

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“JUST A MINUTE”

AS IF WE DIDN’T HAVE ENOUGH WORRIES…

 

MizP: Jist A Minit: las week, Mr. Jack – Ah said hit’s time ta take a good look up.

Jack: Indeed you did Miz Pearlie – having second thoughts?

MizP: No – Ah jist thanks Ah has done misquoted mysef…

Homer: Tha-ut  done soun quite discouraged MizPearl.

MizP: Ah is dis-couraged Homer.

BB: How so Miz P?

MizP: Seems like Ah jist digs th hole a lil’ deeper

BB: Ah feels like At m’sef sumtimes.

Homer: Ah knows a good remedy – got hit frum Mr. Rommeny\

Jack: You picked this up off TV Homer.

Homer: Well… yeah Ah thank so… problem is in th’ worl accordin’ ta Will Rogers

BB: Is … we got two ears…two eyes but jis one mouth.

Homer: Which means we…

MizP: We ourt to do twisct as much listnin an larnin than tawkin.

Jack: Whooowe… try telling that to Rush Limbaugh…

MizP: Ah DO B’leve Ah cud teach Mr. Limbone an Mr. Rilley bof ta listen mowah.

BB: Rite – listen mowa than tawk.

MizP: An listen who’s a-tawkin’ rite now…

BB: Oh yeah – keeps fergittin’ ‘bout m’sef.

Jack: Well today we were going to talk about Mr. Romney.

MizP: Well hit shore is his turn….

Homer: Ah second th’ motion – At’s frum Robert’s Rules Of Order.

MizP: Ah’s heard ‘bout tha-ut – whut is it Mr. Jack?.

Jack: It’s a book of good meeting manners.

BB: Second th’ motion an all that stuff?

Jack: Right on Mr. Bill.

MizP: Do they use hit in th Senate?

BB: Er do they jist keep on a-fightin?

Jack: Looks like we’ve used up Mr. Romney’s.

BB: An we’s ‘sposed ta re-membered the Baby Jesus comin’ ta Bethlehem.

MizP: Ah thank  ADVENT is a good way ta ‘member Jesus come  ta save us.

Jack: OK bye – we’ll give Mr. Romney time t’morrow … I’m Jack Buttram. (END)

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