It’s just joyful to have you here in the studio to enjoy our visit with the Bait Shop and Sushi Bar Crowd on a Wednesday Summer morning. …
PROMOLINE for Wednesday 110607: You ever heard of the “bulb police?” Well you may before long because back in 2007 two Republican lawmakers introduced a bill to effectively outlaw 100 watt incandescent bulbs along the line of those made by Thomas Edison – and switch the American incandescent bulb off to make room for much more efficient fluorescents – cutting down required electric flow. The law goes into effect January 1, 2012. Did you remember? Well it’s discussed today over at Playfair you’ll want to stick around Earl ‘n’ Lester’s Bait Shop and Sushi Bar at (time) so bear with us and be with us at 94.5 -- WMUU-FM in just a little while.
Cordially, IN HIM
Jack Buttram
“JUST A MINUTE”
THE BULB POLICE ARE ON THE WAY SOON!
BB: Just a Minute: Mr. Jack – Ah heers the “bulb police” are on th’ way… Has you heered it?
Jack: Indeed I have Billy-bob… starts January 1 of 2012.
Homer: Whazzat -- Mr. Jack?…
Jack: Well it’s no secret. Two Republicans introduced the bill.
BB: “The Bill” – whut Bill?
Jack: Sen. Mike Enzi of
Back in 2007 – it’s the law now.
MizP: Been interduced and passed… an Ah ain’t heered about hit? Whut air we a-comin’ to?
... what’s th’ law about?
Homer: Oh everbody was stirred up ‘bout global warmin’
Jack: The Evergreens, and anti-carbon people want you to use fluorescent bulbs instead..
MizP: Well whut does hit do?
Homer: They uses less lectric Miz Pearl -- they’s done outlawed th’ hunnert watt ‘lectric bub.
MizP: Oh – you don’t say….
BB: Oh yes he does say Miz Pearlie… an they wants you to use florsents which takes less ‘lectric.
MizP: They wants us ta live in th’ dark?
BB: They wants to switch you over ta the fluorescents.
MizP: You don’t say so! Ah liked th ones Tommy Eddyson made. Air they gonna mek us go back
ta kerosene lamps en candels?
Homer: Mr. Obama says hit’ll save you $50 a year on your lite bill…
MizP: But Ah’ll hafta spend hit on coal-oil…
BB: Kerosene, Miz Pearl.
MizP: We allus called hit coal oil.
BB: Ah tell you whut… ah don’t like the gummit a-tellin me whut ta do ‘bout lite bubs.
MizP: Ah reckon Ah better go out an buy some.
BB: Tha-ut mite be ill-eagle Miz Pearl…
MizP: Would Mr. Obama’d make hit ill-eagle?
Homer: Ah thank hits done been done Miz P. Hit’s on th’ books b’ginnin in Janurerry.
MizP: Ah’ll jist have ta call Sen. DeeMint.
Jack: You think he can help?
MizP: Ah shore hope so … you kin hep me, rite, you Homer?
Jack: We’ll have to try next week Miz Pearl time’s up today. <> I’m Jack Buttram (END)
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