Wednesday, June 8, 2011

THE BULB POLICE OARE ON THE WAY SOON! - For JUST A MINUTE RADIO Wednesday 110608

Welcome to the middle of the week –

 

Here we are with the summer heat coming on full blast (with occasional hail this week) … and this will go on through September I expect. But it seems we don’t hit the *really hot* weather in the summers like I remember when I went to summer school in the BJU Alumni Building w/out A/C or even a fan.  Summertime even in the ‘upstate’ seems like it wants to do it’s best to make you sweat!

 

However… the winters don’t seem as cold as I remember them growing up in Roanoke, VA.  We usually got to ice-skate a couple or three times during the winter… and I don’t think on any of the ‘natural ponds’ around here – or the creeks for that matter – have had it cold enough in recent years to hold me up… but then I guess I’ve put on a few pounds since pre-teen days in Virginia. (L)

 

It addition it’s the hot-air season just beginning to escalate as we approach the 2012 election.  Funny thing… I don’t recall thinking 16 or 17 months ahead to the Christmas … but that seems to be what we do in these crazy days.  You’d think the election is within say six weeks or so of being held. But that’s not the case. And once again the “line forms to the right…”  at least most likely it’s to the right from the resume’s I’m able to pick out of the folks who have declared or are declaring.

 

You’ve known I gripe about it now for some time. I just think the campaigning as it has drifted into the ways in which it is being held today is designed to make people bored and tired and wishing the whole thing was over long before we get there.

 

Well… “if wishes were horses beggars would ride.” Or so the old saying goes. I guess we take what we can get from the system and thank the Lord for it. I certainly wouldn’t want to swap out our political situation for any of the Mediterranean countries that have been in the news for the last 12 months or so.  Just looks like civil government has totally gone out of style – even in some of the European countries.

 

Well, better get on with it… finish writing up the setting and get this show in the process.

 

All the best – Cordially, IN HIM

Jack

 

 

“JUST A MINUTE”

THE BULB POLICE ARE ON THE WAY SOON!

BB: Just a Minute: Mr. Jack – Ah heers the “bulb police” are on th’ way… Has you heered it?

Jack: Indeed I have Billy-bob… starts January 1 of 2012.

Homer: Whazzat  --  Mr. Jack?…

Jack: Well it’s no secret. Two Republicans introduced the bill.

BB: “The Bill” – whut Bill?

Jack: Sen. Mike Enzi of Wyoming and Rep. Joe Barton of Texas put it in the hopper and it was passed

               Back in 2007 – it’s the law now.

MizP: Been interduced and passed… an Ah ain’t heered about hit? Whut air we a-comin’ to?

               ... what’s th’ law about?

Homer: Oh everbody was stirred up ‘bout global warmin’

Jack: The Evergreens, and anti-carbon people want you to use fluorescent bulbs instead..

MizP: Well whut does hit do?

Homer: They uses less lectric Miz Pearl  --  they’s done outlawed th’ hunnert watt ‘lectric bub.

MizP: Oh – you don’t say….

BB: Oh yes he does say Miz Pearlie… an they wants you to use florsents which takes less ‘lectric.   

MizP: They wants us ta live in th’ dark?

BB: They wants to switch you over ta the fluorescents.

MizP: You don’t say so! Ah liked th ones Tommy Eddyson made. Air they gonna mek us go back

               ta kerosene lamps en candels?

Homer: Mr. Obama says hit’ll save you $50 a year on your lite bill…

MizP: But Ah’ll hafta spend hit on coal-oil…

BB: Kerosene, Miz Pearl.

MizP: We allus called hit coal oil.

BB: Ah tell you whut… ah don’t like the gummit a-tellin me whut ta do ‘bout lite bubs.

MizP: Ah reckon Ah better go out an buy some.

BB: Tha-ut mite be ill-eagle Miz Pearl…

MizP: Would Mr. Obama’d make hit ill-eagle?

Homer: Ah thank hits done been done Miz P.  Hit’s on th’ books b’ginnin in Janurerry.

MizP: Ah’ll jist have ta call Sen. DeeMint.

Jack: You think he can help?

MizP: Ah shore hope so … you kin hep me, rite, you Homer?

Jack: We’ll have to try next week Miz Pearl time’s up today. <> I’m Jack Buttram (END)

 

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