Wednesday, May 25, 2011

HIT'S TH' BEST OF TIMES -- AN TH' WORST OF TIMES - for JUST A MINUTE RADIO - Wednesday 110525

Great and lovely weekend – I hope so at your house.

 

We didn’t have a trace of rain at the house this weekend.  The tornadoes and sudden deaths in MO and other wrecked sites… they were victims of E-5 Tornadic winds… that’s the highest and most deadly of the ratings. That’s when you *know* you needed a storm cellar. But when it’s all over.

 

Our prayers go out to the families of the dead and injured.

 

I’ve just never seen pictures of such flattened wreckage.  One photo showed about three cars & vans almost stacked on top of one another. Previous to this I sort of thought cars – at least the heavier cars – would be OK as storm shelters…  But it looks like when one of those ‘biggies’ the E-5 force 200 mph winds etc. come along… nothing short of a poured concrete bomb shelter offers any significant degree of safety.

 

It gives the verse in Proverbs 21:31b new meaning  … “There is no wisdom nor understanding nor counsel against the LORD. The horse is prepared against the day of battle: but safety is of the LORD. (Proverbs 21:30-31 KJV)

 

If I had all night to stay up and expound on these things… I would be glad to do so…. But Doctors orders say I stay up too late too many nights… and so..

Better obey the Doc.

 

Thanks for listening and reading with me.

 

God bless you all.

 

IN HIM

Jack

 

“JUST A MINUTE”

THE BEST AND WORST OF TIMES

BB: Jist a Minit: Mr. Jack, looks like this week is more frazzled than las week.

Jack: What causes you to say that Mr. Bill?

BB: Ah don’t thank I has ever heered a better speech than Mr. Nettiyahu.

Homer: Ah ‘’grees with you Beeli-bob – That-un ta bof houses of Congers was a spelunker!

MizP: You thot hit was good Homer… ?

Homer: Rite… Ah totally agrees ‘bout that bein a good – un

Jack: What  impressed you most Homer?

Homer: Ah thank he said whut was needed ta be said ta th’ Prezdint…

MizP: An he did hit awl wif respek.

BB: Ah spek hit made th groun shake unner th White House – don’t you thank

Homer: Perzakly rite Billy-bob… I cunt of said hit a bit better m’self.

BB: Yeah – I seed all them standin’ ovulations – hit war him pressive…

MizP: An convincin’ – looked like ‘bout 97.9% of ‘em aw was applaudin’…

Homer: An a havin’ ta jump up en down…Tha-ut was a good work out.

Jack: Well – then what did you think about th’ Tornadoes?

MizP: Oh my… ain’t tha-ut terrible… You cunt tell tha-ut was Joplin, Mossuri no more.

Homer: Not a bit… I never seen wreckage so flat-out destructed.

Jack: Exactly right Homer… the Weather people say it was an E-5 – winds to 200 MPH.

MizP: Did you know that-ut, Mr. Jack?

Jack: I did hear the info and looking at the weather map last night wasn’t encouraging.

BB: Ah’d say so… some pitchers I saw cars stacked up three deep.

Homer: At’s a powerful lot of blowin… Bad as Dorothy gettin’ sucked up in th Wizard.

MizP: Th’ Wizard of Oz – OH Kansas… thas where they has such big tornadoes….

BB: Ah reckon so… WE seem to be in th’ middle of …

Homer: Th’ Political kind – Ya cain’t tell the players wif out a pgrogram.

Jack: OK… look for you all next week.  Send a vote for your favorites. <> I’m Jack Buttram.

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