CAREFUL WITHTHAT PB&J SANDWICH -- Just A Minute for Wed. 12-03-08

Hi Folks…

Still fightin’ the battle with the computer Gremlins… I need to do it earlier in the day rather than midnight or later… but my days sometimes are rather full.

When I have to get back into the blog to correct something… the format of the blog is lost… as in yesterday… everything becomes one big paragraph – which makes for difficult reading I know. We’re trying to come up with a solution – but dealing with a computer operator with a 76 year old age damaged brain I guess. J or L -- It just depends.

In any case. I hope you can sympathize with Homer who feels like he’s entered a new world in which the rules have changed to slippery substances and what you hear, or think you hear, changes from moment to moment.

On top of that we have Hank Paulson… soon to be no longer either Treasury Secretary – and probably no nest at Goldman Sachs to go back to… so he may just have to retire and write books about fiscal policy and how NOT to manage it. Right now it looks like *none* of the whiz kids from Alan Greenspan – who is the self-labled ‘greatest living economist’ to the Marc Rich pardoner who is up for Chief Law Enforcer in the Nation – but who oversaw a terribly botched pardon at the end of the Clinton Administration can really explain what’s wrong or how to fix it. Meantime… billions of bucks go floating down the drain we’ll all have to pay for someday with diminished ability. At least that’s my take on it.

So… on that cheery note… we’ll see if we can all get through the rest of the day. Send Homer a cheerful e-mail if you care to – my e-mail address will get it to him at the very bottom of this page.

All the best…

Cordially, IN HIM

Jack

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“JUST A MINUTE”

CAREFUL WITH THAT PB&J SANDWICH

Jack: Just a Minute: Homer any good news on your job?

Homer: Only I ain’t got one yet.

BB: Well, at’s reglar ain’t hit… I mean the ‘naguration ain’t till way late in next month.

Homer: At’s rite Mr. Billy-bob… hit’s jist th’ pins & needles – sumbody’s a-draggin’

feet on reggalations.

BB: Well when you want ta' know sumpin – nobody’s tawkin’ –

Homer: At’s rite Mr. Bill – you’ve had th’ ‘sperience.

BB: When we uz a tawkin ‘bout getting’ a new plant in Playfair – well

‘th ladies garden club got wind of hit. We like ta' never gottem calmed down.

MizP: They jist thawt you was tawkin’ ‘bout Poinsettias an crysanthemums….

Jack: So you’re gonna be in the Department of Agriculture.

Homer: I ain’t sure fer certain. Ah jest don’t know a LOT about peanuts.

MizP: Don’t sound like a Cabnet-level job ta me – Assistant Secretary of Peanuts?

BB: Yeah ‘cause th’ airlines done quit givin’ ‘em away.

MizP: We otta git thay-ut straightened out now we’ve ‘lected Mr. Obama.

Jack: What’s in the wind Homer?

Homer: Seems like they’s LOTS of people ‘lergic ta' Peanuts.

MizP: So what’s at got to do with hit.

Homer: Sumbody needed ta' hed up th waw ‘gainst Peanut Butter and Jelly samiches.

BB: Oh fer gooness sakes.

Jack: And we’re out of time again… Keep us informed, Homer. <> I’m Jack Buttram

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