Tuesday, August 21, 2012

CAN'T STAND THE HEAT? -- LEAVE THE KITCHEN! -- Just a Minute Radio for Wednesday 120822

The “Visitors” go first and the Home team last – at least in Baseball. So we’re winding down to the last about 2.5 months in this *terribly* long campaign that seems as if it has gone on forever!

 

So here we are with many things on our hands… children getting back in school… New teachers, books that cost $$$... new people to meet things to do – but it’s like opening up a new book or heading out on a new adventure.

 

EXCEPT – if you flunked that last half year of trigonometry or the first one of algebra and realize that neither math nor music was something you were cut out for – Now what am I going to do? Four years and 18 semester hours of a foreign language later… and a low score on the permanent record exam – Oh well you didn’t want to go to graduate school anyway.

 

Now here you are at 80 and ½ years into life and still haven’t got a clear idea of what you’re really aiming for – and the guy comes on the radio and says – “Remember boys and girls – to aim at nothing is to hit it!” And only now does the full import of what that means settles around your imaginary shoulders and you wonder if there’s more room on the island where R.L. Stevenson is settled in the Pacific

 

Nah… never give in – never give up… never, never, never that’s what Winston Churchill said in one of the shortest speeches recorded in English Lit.  That’s why you can remember it.

 

So – pull up your suspenders  -- re-tie the shoe laces… and give it another try  you know that’s kind of a hollow sound to that at your age… but…well we keep trying. (J)

 

Nice to have you with us today…. Keep trying … keep smiling it makes things easier PLUS….”Cast thy Burden upon the Lord and HE shall sustain thee.” Ps. 55: 22 It doesn’t get any better than that!  HE is the Creator and sustainer of the Universe and through HIS word you know HIM – and HE sustains YOU!

What else can you ask for?

 

Cordially, IN HIM

 

Jack

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                                                                                               “JUST A MINUTE”

                                 CAN’T STAND THE HEAT – LEAVE THE KITCHEN!

 

BB: Jist a Minute: Whut’s goin’ on with the ‘lecshun Mr. Jack?

 

Jack: Things are heating up.

 

MizP: Like it’s git out’n th’ ktchen time.

Jack: Somethin’ like that Miz Pearl.

Homer: Ennythang special?

Jack: The GOP platform committee is meeting.

BB: So they’s sayin’ what ourt to be said?

Jack: At least proposing – attempting to.

MizP: Whut woud you be imposing?

Homer: Ah thank you mite mean *proposin’*.

MizP: Yeah – at’s whut Ah mint.

Jack: I ‘spose the other side will be listning.

BB: At th keyhole Mr.Jack?

Jack: I don’t think they have to resort to that.

MizP: Naw – hit’s awl over th internet.

BB: You’re rite there – mudbawls galore!

Homer: I read yestiddy Mr. Bama

   cawled him a felon.

MizP: You’re kiddin’ – aint-cha?

BB: Ah thank they said if’n he dis such and so

   he’d be committin’ a felony.

Homer: Ain’t tha-ut the same thang?

Jack: Well. there are some legal tech…

MizP: Fol de rol, I say – les git on wif hit …

BB: Ah b’leve – tha-ut Mr. Obama

   will do or say enny thang ta hole on.

Homer: Ah’m ‘fraid your rite Beelie…Obama

   is showin’ he’ll do whatever hit cawls for.

MizP: Hit seems purty ‘parent ta me tha-ut

   they’s not much honor ‘mong thieves.

BB: Ah s’pose you’s rite there Miz Pearlie.

MizP: But Ah still got one thang ta say.

Jack: And what is that Miz Pearlie?

MizP: Jist cause others is actin’ out don’t

   mean we have to also.

Homer: Thas a ‘portent point Miz Pearl an

   Ah’m glad you said hit – we don’t have

   ta git down in th’ gutter jist cause they do.

Jack: An excellent point to end today’s

  progam on Mr. Homer thank you so much.

  And until next time . <> I’m Jack Buttram.

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