The “Visitors”  go first and the Home team last – at least in Baseball. So we’re  winding down to the last about 2.5 months in this *terribly* long campaign that seems as if it has gone on forever!
So  here we are with many things on our hands… children getting back in  school… New teachers, books that cost $$$... new people to meet things to  do – but it’s like opening up a new book or heading out on a new  adventure. 
EXCEPT  – if you flunked that last half year of trigonometry or the first one of  algebra and realize that neither math nor music was something you were cut out  for – Now what am I going to do? Four years and 18 semester hours of a  foreign language later… and a low score on the permanent record exam –  Oh well you didn’t want to go to graduate school anyway. 
Now here  you are at 80 and ½ years into life and still haven’t got a clear idea of  what you’re really aiming for – and the guy comes on the radio and  says – “Remember boys and girls –  to aim at nothing is to hit it!” And only now does the full  import of what that means settles around your imaginary shoulders and you  wonder if there’s more room on the island where R.L. Stevenson is settled  in the Pacific
Nah…  never give in – never give up… never, never, never that’s  what Winston Churchill said in one of the shortest speeches recorded in English  Lit.  That’s why you can remember it. 
So –  pull up your suspenders  -- re-tie the shoe laces… and give it another  try  you know that’s kind of a hollow sound to that at your age…  but…well we keep trying. (J)
Nice to  have you with us today…. Keep trying … keep smiling it makes things  easier PLUS….”Cast thy Burden upon the Lord and HE shall sustain  thee.” Ps. 55: 22 It doesn’t get any better than that!  HE is the  Creator and sustainer of the Universe and through HIS word you know HIM –  and HE sustains YOU!
What  else can you ask for?
Cordially,  IN HIM
Jack
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                                                                                               “JUST A  MINUTE”
                                  CAN’T STAND THE HEAT – LEAVE THE KITCHEN!
BB: Jist a Minute: Whut’s goin’  on with the ‘lecshun Mr. Jack?
Jack: Things are heating up. 
MizP: Like it’s git out’n  th’ ktchen time.
Jack: Somethin’ like that Miz  Pearl. 
Homer: Ennythang special?
Jack: The GOP platform committee is  meeting. 
BB: So they’s sayin’ what  ourt to be said?
Jack: At least proposing –  attempting to.
MizP: Whut woud you be imposing?
Homer: Ah thank you mite mean  *proposin’*.
MizP: Yeah – at’s whut Ah  mint. 
Jack: I ‘spose the other side  will be listning. 
BB: At th keyhole Mr.Jack? 
Jack: I don’t think they have to  resort to that. 
MizP: Naw – hit’s awl over  th internet. 
BB: You’re rite there –  mudbawls galore!
Homer: I read yestiddy Mr. Bama 
   cawled him a felon. 
MizP: You’re kiddin’  – aint-cha?
BB: Ah thank they said if’n he  dis such and so
   he’d be committin’ a  felony. 
Homer: Ain’t tha-ut the same  thang? 
Jack: Well. there are some legal  tech…
MizP: Fol de rol, I say – les  git on wif hit …
BB: Ah b’leve – tha-ut Mr.  Obama
   will do or say enny thang ta hole  on.
Homer: Ah’m ‘fraid your  rite Beelie…Obama 
   is showin’ he’ll do  whatever hit cawls for. 
MizP: Hit seems purty ‘parent ta  me tha-ut 
   they’s not much honor  ‘mong thieves. 
BB: Ah s’pose you’s rite  there Miz Pearlie.
MizP: But Ah still got one thang ta say.
Jack: And what is that Miz Pearlie?
MizP: Jist cause others is  actin’ out don’t 
   mean we have to also. 
Homer: Thas a ‘portent point Miz  Pearl an 
   Ah’m glad you said hit  – we don’t have 
   ta git down in th’ gutter  jist cause they do. 
Jack: An excellent point to end  today’s 
  progam on Mr. Homer thank you so  much.
  And until next time . <>  I’m Jack Buttram. 
Jebco Editorial Service 
e-mail  n4zhk@arrl.net OR  www.wmuu.com
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