It’s hard to say just *when* fame goes to your head and softens the brain – but when you mix temper with reason and stir rapidly under an infra-red light –
Well strange things happen and ill formed logic seems to take it’s own course onto the front pages of the broadsheets that are left.
I’m not a great referee when it comes to these close in battles. That’s the role the Main Stream Media (MSM) claims for itself.
Frankly as you draw nearer the finish line sometimes lines get more confused and sometimes the race lengthens out into ridiculous proportions. Both are exciting – but the close horse race always seems to be more vibrantly charged. Well we’ll see when the photo finish cameras do their jobs.
I don’t know – perhaps we’ll have to take the Bait Shop crowd fishing to cool them off a little – but then you might have to have lots of accurate scales and rulers on hand to make sure the measurements and positions at the finish line are accurate – “according to Hoyle” as close competitors used to say.
The reasoning seems to lose its edge and the noise seems to take over the music – but it’s contest time and contestants want to have their go at the finish line.
However I must add there’s a certain craziness that takes over. The Mr. Weiner that seemed to be totally disqualified for racing earlier in the year apparently is cut loose from reality and decides in his dark and lonely room he apparently – in his own evaluation -- is ready to the race even more than he thought he was a few months back – and he is hanging around the race track. We don’t know who is encouraging him. Perhaps it’s the summer sun or the sight of so much skin and sun and sand that causes the little grey cells to take a vacation. Nobody knows just the reason… but it’s a fever that gives up those tell-tale signs of it being a ‘fever-pitch’ contest when it really isn’t.
I suppose we’ll just have to put our adrenalin aside and cool down and be reasonable in our assumptions until November 6 rolls around. That will be the telling point.
Stay with us if you can stand the excitement. (J)
Cordially, IN HIM
Jack & Barbara
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“JUST A MINUTE”
WHEN DID Mr. O BECOME THE WISDOM FONT?
BB: Jist a Minute: Ah’d like ta know when Mr.
Obama got his 1st Class Wisdom License?
Jack: What makes you ask that Mr. Beelie?
BB: Well Ah’s seen a lotta cotton fields an
peach orchards an I ain’t seen him in a
single one of ‘em. Have you?
MizP: Whut air you all hepped up ‘bout Mr. B?
BB: The air-re-gance of tha-ut man is …is ..is
Homer: Is you tryin’ ta say he’s a blow-hard?
BB: Wors’n at – Ah thank he’s done gone bats.
MizP: Shoud you go ‘round sayin stuff like
tha-ut ‘bout th’ Preziddent?
BB: Ah kin tell you this – His mouth is bigger
than his brain is!
Jack: What is it that’s stoked your boilder Mr…
BB: Hit’s worsn’ stokin’ my boiler…
MizP: Ah kin shore tell tha-ut Mr. Beelie…
BB: This feller – ain’t done a hard day’s
work in his life tha-ut Ah kin tell goin’
round sayin everbody’s done bin hepped
by sumbody has done gone looney!
Homer: Hit’s jist a politicaltician’s case uv
‘hot air it is’ Mr. Bill.
BB: Well some hard workin’ feller at the
forge gonna poke him wif a hot arion
ifn’ he’ goes in th’ smithy’s place.
Jack: What’s happened is he’s kicked
off his new campaign rhetoric.
BB: Ah Don’t keer whut kinda re-ter tic
he’s gonna git hit wif a hot horse shoe
if he goes in the wrong space a spoutin
like tha-ut… Aint nobody hepped me…
MizP: That’ut ain’t the best imitation in
show biz Mr. Beelei…
BB: I ain’t a tryin’ ta win a Oscar – ah
jist thank he better shut up ‘bout tha-ut
er plan on gittin’ knocked over.
Homer: Oh the secrut service woun’t
let tha-ut happen.
BB: They cunt hep it ifn’ he gits a big
enuf crowd mad enuf…
Jack: What you say makes sense Homer
but you can’t go ‘round spoutin’ like tha..
BB: Hit’s a free country… ah’ll say what
needs sayin’ Ah reckin.
Jack: Ah reckon we better cool you off in
the horse trough before next week.
<>We’ll see you-all then. I’m Jack Buttram.
Jebco Editorial Service
e-mail n4zhk@arrl.net
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