Tuesday, July 24, 2012

WE ARE DOING SOME FILE CLEANING! -- Just a Minute Radiofor.Blogspot.com.Wednesday.BB#30.DogShake#1.Friday120725

I’m a little fuzzy on how to slug this title on Jam # 30… but here goes.

 

We’ve had a lot of extraneous paper floating around the Bait Shop and Sushi Bar. Some we use to wrap fish in, some we use to make a point on the blog. I leave it to you to figure out which.

 

Mainly we need to clean up the place. But the subject matters that are outlined in a phrase or a sentence are just to let you know how wide-ranging just a one sentence or phrase can carry a person if they are just sort of kanoodling what’s going on and figurine a new angle from which to state the same kinds of issues.

 

I hope you won’t be confused. Just read it and cogitate on it a while and if you have a brilliant campaign idea send it to me or forward it to one of the campaign themes. By now you ought to be able to weed the field pretty much down to 2 or perhaps 2.3 (J) – lets write it down. We still have about four months to go till we get there and there will be a lot of mud (or blood [oh let’s hope and pray not]) spattered before we get over the hump and have to start counting ballots and votes and all the rest.

 

Probably we do not have absentee ballots in the mail yet. I’m guessing Mr. Paul will remain on the ballots (if he can) and will not throw his votes to one camp or the other. He may be able to do some negotiating that will allow for some effect on a cabinet division or something. You never know with these elections just what might turn up – and when you turn up the heat on the Florida vote between Mr. Bush and Mr. Gore… well something or nothing is bound to happen.

 

(You can, of course, see just how much I’ve *helped* you there!)

 

I think I’ve been breathing this rarified electioneering air long enough to get dizzy – which means it’s time to cut off the computer and go to bed.

 

So that’s what I’m going to do. See you tomorrow folks. Perhaps we’ll come up with *something* that contributes more light than heat. And shortly we’re going to have Mr. Romney’s foreign policy speeches to throw into the milieu – we’ll see if that clarifies or obscures – when an election is at stake one hardly knows which way the tide is turning or the wind is blowing.

 

When we get right down to the majority of voting, perhaps we’ll have a clear revelation that will amount to a blowout. That’ll be exciting. Meantime we’ll be playing badminton or tiddledewinks; or something else equally exciting and informing at the same time – Maybe!

 

Cordially, IN Him.

 

Jack with Barbara

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               “JUST A MINUTE”

WE ARE DOING SOME FILE CLEANING

BB: Jist a Minute: Whut’s the mop fer Mr. Jack?

 

Jack: We’re doing some file cleaning.

 

BB: Whut fer?

MizP: Hit’s about time… ah can’t stan the piles

   of paper ‘round heah…

Jack: We’re throwin’ out a lot of old stuff…

Homer: Like whut…?

Jack: Newspaper clips etc.

BB: Then we’s liable ta lose sumpin.

Jack: Would you miss knowing McDonalds

   Earnings fell 4.5% last year.

MizP: Ah don’t thank I would.

Jack: Or do we need to know never will so

  much money be spent for so few un deci-

  cided votes as will happen this year.

Homer: Why is tha-ut Mr. Jack?

Jack: Because so many people have already

   Decided who they are going to vote for.

BB: Well in the Penn State case they is punishin

   The players who wasn’t even around

   Fer the’ crime.

MizP: Tha-ut sho don’t make sense.. an in the

  Norway shootin’ las year they plannin’ ta let

  Tha-ut feller go scott free.

Homer: Has you read the price of chicken in

   Iran has gone up 60% makin’ people squawk!

BB: Anna airplane hadda land on Innerstate I-5

  Near San Diego ‘cause they ran outta gas.

Jack: Well that sure is stupid.

MizP: But hIt happens don’t hit – ain’t nuthin

   We kin do about tha-ut.

BB: ‘Cept tell people – don’t be stupid. Didja

  Ever run outta gas Mr. Jack.

Jack: Ran low once because of high winds and

  Unforecast weather … But no we didn’t.

MizP: This news is a SHAME!

Homer: But whut kin we do about it?

Jack: Well, the first thing is to pray.

MizP: Ah’d secon tha-ut motionl.

Jack: And the next is to rely on the Lord to

  Bring us out OK. He will whether it’s in this

  World or the next. But the important thing

  Is to cast ALL your care on HIM because

  He cares for you.

BB: Ah’ll say a-men to thaus Mr. Jack.

Jack: And we probably have to say Amen to

  This program because we’ve run out of time.

MizP: So Thank the Lo-wad and we’ll see you

  Next week Lo-wad willin’

Jack: Amen… I’m Jack Buttram

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