I’m  a little fuzzy on how to slug this title on Jam # 30… but here goes. 
     
    We’ve  had a lot of extraneous paper floating around the Bait Shop and Sushi Bar. Some  we use to wrap fish in, some we use to make a point on the blog. I leave it to  you to figure out which. 
     
    Mainly  we need to clean up the place. But the subject matters that are outlined in a  phrase or a sentence are just to let you know how wide-ranging just a one  sentence or phrase can carry a person if they are just sort of kanoodling  what’s going on and figurine a new angle from which to state the same  kinds of issues. 
     
    I  hope you won’t be confused. Just read it and cogitate on it a while and  if you have a brilliant campaign idea send it to me or forward it to one of the  campaign themes. By now you ought to be able to weed the field pretty much down  to 2 or perhaps 2.3 (J) – lets write it down. We still have about four  months to go till we get there and there will be a lot of mud (or blood [oh  let’s hope and pray not]) spattered before we get over the hump and have  to start counting ballots and votes and all the rest.
     
    Probably  we do not have absentee ballots in the mail yet. I’m guessing Mr. Paul  will remain on the ballots (if he can) and will not throw his votes to one camp  or the other. He may be able to do some negotiating that will allow for some  effect on a cabinet division or something. You never know with these elections  just what might turn up – and when you turn up the heat on the Florida vote between Mr.  Bush and Mr. Gore… well something or nothing is bound to  happen. 
     
    (You  can, of course, see just how much I’ve *helped*  you there!)
     
    I  think I’ve been breathing this rarified electioneering air long enough to  get dizzy – which means it’s time to cut off the computer and go to  bed. 
     
    So  that’s what I’m going to do. See you tomorrow folks. Perhaps  we’ll come up with *something*  that contributes more light than heat. And shortly we’re going to have  Mr. Romney’s foreign policy speeches to throw into the milieu –  we’ll see if that clarifies or obscures – when an election is at  stake one hardly knows which way the tide is turning or the wind is blowing. 
     
    When  we get right down to the majority of voting, perhaps we’ll have a clear  revelation that will amount to a blowout. That’ll be exciting. Meantime  we’ll be playing badminton or tiddledewinks; or something else equally  exciting and informing at the same time – Maybe!
     
    Cordially,  IN Him. 
     
    Jack with Barbara
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                   “JUST A  MINUTE”
    WE  ARE DOING SOME FILE CLEANING
    BB: Jist a Minute: Whut’s the mop fer  Mr. Jack?
     
    Jack: We’re doing some  file cleaning. 
     
    BB:  Whut fer?
    MizP: Hit’s about time… ah  can’t stan the piles 
       of paper ‘round  heah… 
    Jack: We’re throwin’ out a  lot of old stuff…
    Homer: Like whut…? 
    Jack: Newspaper clips etc. 
    BB: Then we’s liable ta lose  sumpin. 
    Jack: Would you miss knowing McDonalds  
       Earnings fell 4.5% last  year. 
    MizP: Ah don’t thank I would. 
    Jack: Or do we need to know never will  so 
      much money be spent for so few un deci-
      cided votes as will happen this  year. 
    Homer: Why is tha-ut Mr. Jack?
    Jack: Because so many people have  already 
       Decided who they are  going to vote for. 
    BB: Well in the Penn State  case they is punishin
       The players who  wasn’t even around 
       Fer the’ crime. 
    MizP: Tha-ut sho don’t make  sense.. an in the
      Norway shootin’ las year they  plannin’ ta let 
      Tha-ut feller go scott free. 
    Homer: Has you read the price of  chicken in 
       Iran has gone up 60% makin’ people squawk!
    BB: Anna airplane hadda land on Innerstate  I-5 
      Near San Diego ‘cause they ran outta gas.
    Jack: Well that sure is stupid. 
    MizP: But hIt happens don’t hit  – ain’t nuthin 
       We kin do about tha-ut. 
    BB: ‘Cept tell people –  don’t be stupid. Didja 
      Ever run outta gas Mr. Jack. 
    Jack: Ran low once because of high  winds and 
      Unforecast weather … But  no we didn’t. 
    MizP: This news is a SHAME! 
    Homer: But whut kin we do about it? 
    Jack: Well, the first thing is to  pray.
    MizP: Ah’d secon tha-ut motionl.
    Jack: And the next is to rely on the  Lord to 
      Bring us out OK. He will  whether it’s in this 
      World or the next. But the  important thing
      Is to cast ALL your care on HIM  because 
      He cares for you.
    BB: Ah’ll say a-men to thaus Mr.  Jack. 
    Jack: And we probably have to say Amen  to 
      This program because  we’ve run out of time. 
    MizP: So Thank the Lo-wad and  we’ll see you 
      Next week Lo-wad willin’ 
    Jack: Amen… I’m Jack  Buttram 
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