Wednesday, March 28, 2012

HIT'S TIME FER TH' LAMBS TA BE SHORN -- Wednesday 120328

We’re hitting our stride once again. Let’s hope it’s a winning one.

 

The topic around the water cooler is the ‘hot’ mike the President encountered when sitting across from the Russian Prime Minister – who’ll be carrying the goodies back to the Kremlin. And of course soon we’ll be seeing the results. Not so hot. Especially when the missile defense is involved. That and the discussions at the Supreme Court and the other briars in the woodwork mean a tough spring and Summer. But a few laughs are being heard at the Bait Shop and Sushi Bar so stick with us on the trail.

 

We’re hoping the President learns soon what a mike is – but mistakes like that are bipartisan – at least so far. (J) Let’s hope it stays that way… ie. That the home team isn’t the only one to make errors.

 

It’s one of those late night efforts again… so before more errors are made besides those in the infield… best wishes to all and to all a good night.

 

Cordially, IN HIM

Jack

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“JUST A MINUTE”

HIT’S TIME FER TH’ LAMS TA BE SHORN

MizP: Jist A Minit: Mr. Jack, wuzn’t tha-ut sumpin’ bout Mistah

     Putin an’ Mr. Obama’s tawk?

Jack: Are you talking about the open mike opera?l.

BB: Heh,, heh, heh… Ah reckon everbody’s dodne heered tha-ut.

Homer: Haw… Ah reckon at’s a rite good name fer hit.  

MizP: Mr. Beelie, Homer Ah specks you is a laughin’…

BB: Yeah – we’s a laffin awrite… Heh Heh Heh.

Homer: Ah don’t figger how ya kin keep frum hit

               Mr. Beeel’

MizP: Of awl th thangs is funny in Warshinton…

Homer: Onny thag is funnier is cutting down th

               Cherry tree… din’t happen.

Jack: So you thought the President should have…

MizP: He shoudda kep his mouf shut… good.

BB: Ah see a mikerfone..ah thank rattlersnake.

Jack: They do call it ‘mike fright!

Homer: Naawww – Reely?

Jack: When I was beginning Ihad a real bad case.

MizP: But whut’s  skeery ‘bout a little mikerfone?

BB: Hit ain’t th’ mike tha’s skeery… hit’s all them

Jack: It’s easy to make a mistake and a lotta …

BB: Lotta fokes gonna mek fun of you …

Homer: Or thow you in Jail…’memember th’

   Halloween scary party Mr. Wells put on.

Jack: You mean Orson Wells – Homer?…

Homer: Ah shore do – Ah din’t heer hit but

MizP: But hit liked ta skeered everbody on

  Th eas coast AN th wes coas silly.

BB: I wuz a –listnen at home – pulled th kivvers

                    rite upover my head..

Jack: So you heard his Halloween scare story…

BB: Well as I rec olec hit was invaders frum Mars.

MizP: Ah heered ‘bout it too but I’s too little

               Ta git reel scarerd. 

Jack: Well Mr.Wells got in a tub of hot water

   Because of it… Radio History…

MizP: Testin’ testing… doncher thank hit’ on?

Homer: Ah kin tell you hit’s hot Ah bet Mr.Bomber

               kin too.

Jack: Well he’ll have to tell us next week time’s gone today.

. <> I’m Jack Buttram  (END)

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