Wednesday, August 10, 2011

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH THE 'WIZARD OF OZ?" - for JUST A MINUTE Radio - Wednesday 110810

Some days – just getting’ out of bed is a chore…

 

But today’s not one of ‘em!’  We’re gonna be bright and happy no matter how high the creeks do rise. And they will rise.

 

We are just entering the zone where the pitcher throws the ball high and inside… it’s called a ‘swept back’ pitch… just to keep the batter from getting too comfortable in the batter’s box. Sometimes it has disastrous results and there’s possible injuries… or a free for all… and that’s neither pleasant nor sportsmanlike.

 

But for some sports fans… well… a little blood on the uniform… EXCEPT – that can’t be that closely controlled – and when one side starts down that road who knows how or when it can be controlled. The Chinook crash in Afghanistan, takes all the sunshine out of the day. Our condolences go out to all who are touched by this tragedy. Sherman said it correctly. War IS Hell! And Hell is a necessity. It’s in the Bible… look it up.

 

Today the battle on the home front is taking on a bloody tone also – perhaps not in a physical way… but the boredom, the sameness, the amount of money wastefully spent etc. etc. etc. when those resources could be harnessed in more productive and less destructive ways.  That’s another tragic by-product of wanting to have YOUR way. It’s not easy to take – but take this away… it’s not permanent!  (And if explanation of that is desired, drop me a line. I’ll do my best)

 

But onward. We do what we can and have to do, God willing. And we know it can be done and it can ultimately be profitable when motives are in line with the Lord’s will. Keep praying – keep looking up. God is here… and HE is not silent.

 

Cordially, IN HIM

Jack Buttram

“JUST A MINUTE”

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH THE ‘WIZARD OF OZ?’

BB: Jist A Minute: Ain’t no other cure Mr. Jack – Ah heered whut you said yestiddy an I agrees.

Jack: About ripping back the curtain and seeing the “Wizard of Oz?”

BB: At’s perzakly hit Mr. Jack an Ah see “Th Wizard done demanded his Treasury-man stay on.

Homer: You mean they’s really a-gonner keep Geithner as Master of Deception.

MizP: Hit looks zackly tha-ut Homer… Whut kinder Halloween prank is tha-ut?

BB: Ah cain’t unnerstan – why’nt they git sumpin reel done – this here’s a farce march.

Homer: Whut do you mean a ‘farce march?

Jack: ‘Farce’, carries the meaning ‘fake’ – not real – just pretendin’! – Homer.

BB: Yeah… They’s nothin’ they’s really doin… ‘cept…

MizP: ‘Cept usin’ up time – so’s we gits ta th’ next ‘lection ‘with-out solvin’ th’ problems.

Jack: I think you’re on to something Billy-bob. The Obama Administration is just ---

MizP: Is jist a throwin’ out smoke bombs – cornfusin’ people… like in I-owe-way!

Jack: You think Mr. Obama is deliberately trying to throw folks…

BB: …Throw folks off’n his trail.   Ah shore do!. A natchul man kainr be

            tha-ut stupid. How many times kin you say th’ same dumb thangs?

Homer: An git away wif hit?  Ah, reckon he’s done got that trophy sewed up.

BB: If’n we had a few riots here like they’s a-doin’ in London… they’d know…

MizP: Oh don’t evun say tha-ut Mr. Beelie…. We don’t won’t London an Paris ta come

            to Fai-uhPlay…

BB: But if’n th’ gummite sees things a- reely goin’ ba-ud mebby we’d git reezults!

MizP: Yeah… but mebby peepul’d git hurt … Don’t won’t tha-ut.

Jack: Miz Pearlie’s right Mr. Bill.  The first amendment to th Constitution

            speaks of the right of the people peaceably to assemble...

            So hold that thought Billy-Bob --  we’ll  be back next Wednesday.

            <> I’m Jack Buttram   (END)

 

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