Wednesday, August 24, 2011

DO YOU WANT ME TO SIDDOWN OR STANDUP? - Just A Minute Radio for Wednesday 110824

Yesterday was a beautiful day – lite breeze,  no clouds, medium temps – Is it Fall yet?

 

Well, we’re treating it like it is and all in all it’s very pleasant – except for a couple of things… like?: Well, like the hurricane off the coast of Puerto Rico and heading for Carolina shores – we think:  and like the EARTHQUAKE that shook the coast from the middle of Virginia up to New York and down to the Florida coast. That got everyone’s attention.

            I read this on the internet: Two rare earthquakes have hit the U.S. in two days -- a 5.9 magnitude tremor epicentered in southern Virginia on Tuesday shook the White House, Capitol and Pentagon and was felt up and down the Eastern seaboard; and the largest earthquake in Colorado and New Mexico four decades occurred on Monday.  – Joel Rosenberg – He continued quoting from his columns FLASH REVIEW -- "The Lord is shaking the nations physically, spiritually, financially: Why, and how should we respond?"

            Mr. Rosenberg even gives some scriptural references in case you should like to look it up in your Bible: "For thus says the Lord of hosts, 'Once more in a little while, I am going to shake the heavens and the earth, the sea also and the dry land. I will shake all the nations….I am going to shake the heavens and the earth. I will overthrow the thrones of kingdoms and destroy the power of the kingdoms of the nations." (Haggai 2:6, 7, 21, 22)

           

            It would be a wise time to check on things… like… well of first importance would be: ‘What is your relationship to the God who created Heaven and Earth?’ Try reading the very short little book by the Apostle John (1 John)  in the back part of the New Testament… First John Chapter One is a good place to start for a short read.

            Well – my time is short… it’s almost 1 AM and there are things that need doing tomorrow too.  All the best…

 

Cordially, IN HIM

Jack

 

“JUST A MINUTE”

DO YOU WANT ME TO SIDDOWN OR STANDUP?

MizP: Jist A Minute: Ah cain’t tell nothing, Mr. Jack seems like thangs has gotten cornfused.

Jack: Sure seems like it, Miz Pearl.

BB: Whut ah cain’t unnerstand Mr. Jack is las week everbody knew whut ta do.

Jack: Well, people change their minds, Billie-bob.

Homer: Ah’ll say. One day everbody’s runnin fer kivver – an th’ nex theys claimin Victry.

MizP: Ah’m a thankin’ tha-ut fer my self. Don’t seem like nobody’s got they head on strait.

Jack: You can say that again….

MizP: Ah said…Ah’m a-thankin’….

Homer: He wuz jist a-kiddin’ Miz Pearl… not really astin’ a question.

MizP: Well…hit shore is a time-waster… nobody knows….

BB: Nobody knows whut’s a-goin’ on Miz Pearl…. Hit’s awl cornfusion.

Homer: Why’nt we git down ta breass tacks.

MizP: Ah don’t know whut brass tax has got ta do wif ennythang.

Jack:  It’s’s just a sayin’ Miz Pearl.

MizP: Jist a sayin’?  Well whut’s hit a-doin’ in th’ middle of ourn discussion.

BB: Hit prolly means jist ta slow down an thank a bit.

Jack: Good idea Homer.

MizP: OK Ah’ll buy tha-ut line – but whut does hit mean.

Homer: Ah thank hit means, less quit jist jawin at one ‘nother an do sumpin.

Jack: That sounds reasonable Homer – what do you suggest?

MizP: How ‘bout we jist cool hit a bit an decide on a question we want th’ Prezidint ta anwer.

BB: Good start.  Whut’s the question you want answered?

Homer: Ah’d jist like ta know if’n he’s gonna run.

Jack: You mean Mr. Obama.

BB:  Oh he’s done tole you tha’ut.  Tha-ut he woun’t give nothin’ fer hit.

MizP: Well whut does hit say?  Is he gonna run?

Jack: Have you just asked him?

MizP: Ah din’t thank Ah had to … he done said he was!

BB: Nemmine whut he says – whut do YOU thank?

MizP: Oh fer gooness sake – ah done ast my question.

Jack: He think’s he’s given you an answer. 

MizP: But Ah ain’t even ast hit yet.

Homer: Time’s up Mr. Jack.

Jack: It shore is Homer… you folks be back next week – we’ll try to make progress.

               <> I’m Jack Buttram   (END)

 

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