MIZ PEARLIE'S GOT A 100% FER SHURE SCOOP - Just A Minute Radio for Wednesday 101027

            Hello There once again in the dead fast and middle of the week… The LAST week to be endured before this election cycle closes anyway.  Oh – Lord willing – there will be others, but none *Exactly* like this one, let us pray…

 

            We’ve been busy with other things around the old home place… and things to be taken care of besides politics. But it seems it’s like a giant bottom of the sea-squid… the kind that Alfred Hitchcock would be proud of to see hiding in its lair awaiting some three-masted schooner to grasp in its tentacles an slurp it straight down into Davy-Jones locker, crew-cannons and gold doubloons no matter.

 

            After a while it’s like a dream that only ends when you awaken, shaken with cold sweat (I’ve never figured that one out exactly – but those who have experienced it says it will happen if you’re scared enough.) and are wondrously delivered to find the long night is over and with the rising sun – you look forward to a new day.  Anyway…. That’s what some have termed the Obama first two years. I’m inclined to the famous lines of a Christian poem… “Even this shall pass away…” Because for those who are trusting the Lord’s good word and instruction from the Scriptures and the Holy Spirit, we stand in far better straights than “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” Because there are significant other things to fear… but not if you are putting your trust in the Lord.

 

            Well, if you’re inclined to discount all the evidence in the Bible for its own veracity – and ignore the testimony of hundreds and thousands who have faced the glass in which we see ‘darkly’ – and found the reality of God and HIS creation and testimony – then indeed there will be a time when ‘cold’ sweat turns not only warm… but hot!

 

            I know this may be a point for scoffing by people who have imagined themselves smarter than God. Nonetheless… there are abundant truths around simply awaiting the proud to come to the point of surrender.  And there are thousands who have gone before – none have come back to refute God’s truth.  I’m happy with the choices the Lord has enabled me to see and make.

 

            May this be a day of encouragement and victory for you too.

 

            Cordially, IN HIM

 

            Jack

 

“JUST A MINUTE”

MIZ PEARLIE’S GOT A 100% FER SHURE SCOOP

 

MizP: JUST A MINUTE: – Mr. Jack – Ah got a hunnert percent shure-fire perdiction.

Jack: Miz Pearl I promised today we’d take a look at the govrnor’s races.

MizP: Well we’s gonna do tha-ut but  Ah’m a bustin’ ta tell ya this story.

BB: Miz Pearl can’t hit wait till we goes off’n th…

MizP: Well ‘course hit can Mr. Beelie – but we needs ta tell hit firs…

Homer: Yer sorta pushin’ in hard Miz Pearl – Jack’s a-tryin’ ta tell sumpin…

MizP: An Ah’m a goin’ ta hep him…

BB: But Ah don’t thank…

MizP: You rite they-uh Mr. Beelie…

Jack: OK … we’re running out of time.

MizP: See hit was a-starin’ me in the face but  Ah… well.

Jack: Well, go ahead.

MizP: Hit’s a perdiction about a Governer’s ‘lection….

BB: Yeah… OK tell us – which state.

MizP: Hit’s Oklahomer an hit’s one hunnert percent certain they gonna ‘lect a woman governer.

Homer: Naw….

MizP: Ah’m tellin’ you th truf, Homer… th’ hunnert percent truf.

BB: Yew got som kinda tip ‘er sumpin….

MizP: Ah jist bin doin’ th’ reesarch….

Homer: An it perdicts fer certin a woman gonna git ta be governer of Oklahoma?

MizP: Perzackly rite… see --- bofh of th’ candidate is women.

(PAUSE)

BB: That’ does make hit kinda certain don’t hit.

MizP: Hit shore does – Miz Jari Askins is th Demicrat a-runnin – an Miz Mary Fallin is th’ GOP candidate.

Jack: So… who’s going to win?

MizP: Th las poll ah heard ‘about said Miz Fallin is 16 pints in th’ lead.

BB: Who-whee… I ain’t heered about this.

MizP: Problum is you ain’t a-bin listenin’ – they’s bin qite a bit back & forth about it.

Jack: OK… maybe we’ll have time to talk about it more later in the week.

Homer: We better hurry or th’ ‘lection’ll be over.

Jack: Homer’s right Miz Pearl… you keep us advised… meanwhile we’ll say g’by till nex…

MizP: But th’ lection is nex Tuesday…

Jack: I guess we can talk about it Wednesday… have to go now… I’m Jack Buttram.

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