Tuesday, April 27, 2010

IF IT AIN'T BENT -- HOW YOU GONNA UNBEND IT? - Just A Minute Radio for Wednesday 100428BB#17

Welcome once again to the land of magic tricks –

At least that’s what some of the folks over at Earl ‘n’ Lester’s Bait Shop and Sushi Bar on th’ Caroliner line call it. The more folks read the 2000+ page health care bill the more puzzling it becomes – and more unintended consequences raise their troublesome heads.

The next bill on the docket wants to be straightening out the “immigration mess” – and it is reputed to be nearing 2000 pages in it’s Harry Reid, unfinished state … at least that’s the appeal Mr. Obama put out last week to the favored constituents – and a sound bite of his promise is being played over and over on cable.

His appeal is to those -- the minorities, which he does not name except for the Latinos and others to whom he aimed special invitations to help him get elected – to assemble and help him over the next hurdle which seems to be immigration problems… illegal and whatever.

Although seasoned observers note he did much heavy lifting on other legislative goals before he got to this one – and apparently that was interpreted by some (perhaps many) of his supporters as ignoring them too much -- there have been repercussions. Plus pundits are now saying the immigration problem (which no one expects to really get solved or passed before November – though no one will say so) may be an advantage to the GOP for this November – but it won’t be for 2012 – oh boy… we’ve got to be running two campaigns at a time it looks like. It’s enough to make a feller just want to throw up his hands totally about this politics stuff. (L)

Well… politics in some ways is a lot like baseball – or ice water …I get interested from time to time… and then go a long time before I get thirsty again. Maybe I ought to take up stamp collecting. (J)…

Cordially, IN HIM

Jack

Delayed audio track link:

http://www.wmuu.com/blog/category/audio/just-a-minute/

“JUST A MINUTE”

IF IT AIN’T BENT – HOW YOU GONNA UNBEND IT?

MizP: Jist A Minute – Mr. Jack, Hit completely excapes me a-bout this unbending stuff?

Jack: What’s this all about Miz Pearlie.?

BB: She’s got all bent out of shape ‘cause of the health care curve bending the wrong way?

MizP: Ah nevah heered ab-out the health cay-uh curve in th’ firs place.

Homer: Miz P – hits a sort of symbol the eek-onomists use to tawk about how much thangs cost…

MizP: You mean in th’ hospital?

Jack: It’s sort of an aggregate Miz Pearl… taking the whole health care system into account.

MizP: So when they do tha-ut whut do they find out?

BB: Well they find out tha-ut genrally th’ older yew git th’ harder hit is to keep frum gettin’ sick.

Homer: Rite Mr. Bill… hits genrally harder to stay healthy.

MizP: But chirren git’s sick too…’specially babies…

Jack: And it takes a lot to get them well again… When we have special medicines

Homer: An more an more specialized eequpmint ---

MizP: An Mr. Obama sayin’ he’s gonna make everbody healthy an happy.

BB: Yeah – add in another 20 million… but hit ain’t a-gonna cost n’more..

Homer: He din’t say tha-ut – he said he won’t a-gonna raise texas…

MizP: A thank you mint Taxes, Homer…

Homer; Yeah…at’s whut ah Mint… But I don’t thank he kin do hit.

BB: Oh sure he can … he’ll jist cut a good size chunk o’ green cheese offen th’ Moon an sell hit to th’ Ruskies.

MizP: Now you bein’ seelie Mr. Beelie…

BB: No more seelie tha-un Mr. Obama. You kain’t put both feet in one shoe.

Homer: Well… who-ever thought of tha-ut…

Jack: I think we’re getting close over to the weed patch again.

BB: We jes tryin’ ta mek sum sents out’n whut’s on th’ news Mr. Jack

Homer: An tha-ut takes sum doin.

Jack: And I’m afraid we’re not doing it this week… Maybe next week.

BB: Yeah… mebbie… ifn’ th sun comes up agin in th’ east.

Jack: OK… time has flown for this week be back next week… I’m Jack Buttram. (END)

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