Monday, December 28, 2009

T'WAS TH' NITE BEFORE THE NITE BEFORE -- Just A Minute Radio for Wednesday 12-30-09

            Great to have you here for the last go ‘round (for us) on the last broadcast day of 2009…

 

            The years sure flit when you get over 50… and I’m about 27 years beyond 50… soon to be 28.  But happy to be here for the present.

 

            I’m a little chagrined at the turn things are taking. I knew they would be different… I guess I didn’t anticipate *how* different.  I do have a definite sense we’re in a deeply transitional time… and that’ll be discussed a bit on the dock near Earl ‘n’ Lester’s Bait Shop and Sushi Bar in today’s program.  I don’t pretend to have a crystal ball or anything like that… neither do I read tea leaves or goats bones thrown to forecast the future. My trust is in the Lord and the book He left us … the record of God coming to earth --  that’s what this season is all about. It’s sort of interesting to see no matter how hard unbelievers try to scrub out what they perceive as myth, there still seems to be no difficulty in the record returning to taunt them.  Never was the scripture more vividly demonstrated than: “Surely the wrath of man shall praise thee.” (Ps 76:10)

 

            Lord willing – we’ll be here on the first day of 2010 (Friday) to share some thoughts with you… Please be sure to join us. Happy New Year!

 

            Cordially, IN HIM

 

            Jack & Barbara Buttram

 

http://www.jebcovoice.net/audio/jama12-30-09.mp3

 

http://www.jebcovoice.net/scripts/jamt12-30-09.doc

 

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“JUST A MINUTE”

T’WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE TH’ NITE BEFORE

MizP: Just a Minute -- Hit’s th’ nite b’fore – th’ nite be’fore…

Homer: Hit shore is Miz Pearl – An quite here in Playfair.

MizP: See you two fellers r’mine me of whut’s a-goin’ on up in Warshin’ton.

BB: Oh…Miz Nepolitino says th’ Homelan S’Curity works…

Homer: Next mawnin’ she says hit din’t work.

MizP: I speck tha-uts whut they is a-goin ta' be sayin’ bout the new Health Ca-yah ReeForm bill when hit gits signed.

BB: Yeah… I heered one feller a sayin’ when they git’s ta' payin for hit th’ cost is a-goin’ down.

Homer: At’s kinda like Mr. Kerry a sayin’ he voted for hit b’fore he voted a-gainst hit.

MizP: Tha-ut was ‘bout th’ waw… in I-Rack.

BB: No -- hit was ‘about Veet Nam.

Homer: See… we’s as ‘bout cornfused es ennybody.

BB: You know th’ ole sayin’ Mr. Jack

Jack: What’s that Mr. Bill?

BB: You kin fool summa th’ people awl th’ time’…

Homer: An awl of th’ people Summa the time…

MizP:  But you caint fool the women folks enny of th’ time – they smell a rat ever time.

Jack: I don’t think I ever heard that before…

MizP: You’r rite --  jist made hit up… But hit’s true!

BB: Ah don’t know about tha-ut….

Homer: See Mr. Jack hit’s New Year’s Eve, Eve.

Jack: I know.

Homer: An you kin sneak by wif mos enny thang on New Years’s Eve Eve.

BB: Mr. Obama kin do hit mos eny day.

Jack: He does?

BB: Shore hit does… he operates on th principal … “If I say hit… tha-ut makes hit so.”

Jack: Oh…

Homer: Mr. Bill’s rite Mr. Jack… you jest pay ‘tension at th’ nex Pres conference.

Jack: OK… I’ll try to … but our time’s gone for this year.

MizP:  See you nex year everbody….

Jack:  I’m Jack Buttram

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