Hello again… it’s FALL and getting cooler!
And the folks at Earl ‘n’ Lester’s Bait Shop and Sushi Bar are a-gittin’ up in arms. You have to remember living on the Caroliner Line means your #1 political axiom is “DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!” So, when you get the tail across the dashboard (an old country sayin’) and start bossin’ people around… To quote Udon Campbell – “Hit don’t go down easy.”
You probably haven’t heard of Udon… but there were four
Those boys,
Well, it hasn’t died out yet from the arteries and veins of the Scots-Irish Presbyterian descendants who came down through the Shenandoah Valley, through SW Virginia and settled in east
You’ll still see signs in Haleyville that say “
Well… enough local history for a Wednesday… Be with us again on Friday.
Cordially, IN HIM
Jack Buttram
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“JUST A MINUTE”
IS IT THE CRAZIES ER TH’ ‘SYLUM?
MizP: JUST A MINUTE – Mr. Jack – Hit was a year ago ‘bout this time when they done ast they ast that feller from Eye-rahn ta' speek to the Unity Nations?
Why do they do tha-ut?
Jack: He’s their leader.
MizP: But ain’t he the one who says they done got TWO plants ta' built ha nukeer bomb?
BB: Ah don’t ritely know, Miz Pearl – but hit’s th’ same one – an fer good mesure th’ man wif th’ coffee can hat ta' jine in.
Homer: An whut’s your favorite sayin’ Mr. Jack?
Jack: What’s that Homer?
BB: Oh don’t brang tha-ut out again… Ah’m tired a hearin’ hit.
Jack: You mean “Why do we have a Democrat party?
BB: Yeah… at’s th’ one… You keep a sayin’ th’ only reasen fer Demicrats is to ‘mind Reepublicans why ta' vote.
Jack: Sorry ‘bout that… It is sort of rubbing salt in the wound isn’t it.
MizP: Well.. I guess we needs ta' wake up.
Homer; An hit looks like passin’ a law er makin’ hit a deliberate offense NOT to buy health Inshorince is about to do hit.
Jack: I do agree with those that say we’ve never required people to buy something to live as
MizP: Well whut about havin’ ta' git a Diver’s License?
Homer: Yeah… that’s kinda new though – My granpa didn’t have ta' have no driver license.
BB: When your Gran’pa was a- drivin’ they wasn’t but three cars in upstate
Jack: See Miz Pearl driving is something we elect to do or not… and we have to pay for roads and have the rule.
Homer: But livin’ ain’t optional… well… Ah means everbody from a baby on has ta' live… ‘tain’t rite ta' tax tha-ut.
MizP: But Mr. Bama says hit ain’t a tax….
BB; Yeah but Aberham Linkin said callin a dog’s tail a leg don’t make hit a leg.
Jack: You know I think we’re off in the weeds somewhere with this discussion.
BB: Yep les git back on the bawl.
Jack: Times up… come back next week. I’m Jack Buttram.
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