Tuesday, September 2, 2008

AUTUMN SPECIAL - Just a Minute for Wednesday 9/3/08

            Hi Folks…

 

            Well the campaign speeds on apace … I said yesterday – and then fell prey to some bug… possibly too much paying attention to the 24 hour news channels. Anyway … today I’m laid up with a stomach that won’t stop churning. Sorry to complain.

 

            But the folks at the Bait Shop and Sushi Bar (Ugh … that’s not what I want to think about right now… boat rockin’ baiting hooks… cleaning fish – not for me today.)

 

            In any case I think it’s a passing upset and hope to be full speed tomorrow.

 

            I hope you have a good day and good evening.

 

            Cordially, IN HIM

 

            Jack

 

 

http://www.jebcovoice.net/audio/jama09-03-08.mp3

 

http://www.jebcovoice.net/scripts/jamt09-03-08.doc

 

 

“JUST A MINUTE”

AUTUMN SPECIAL

BB: JUST A MINUTE – Ennybody know where Mr. Jack is? Hit’s time to go on th’ air.

Homer: He said sumpin’ ‘bout feelin’ sick.

MizP: Yeah he called in earlier said he din’t think he cud make it t’day.

BB: He’s feelin’ bad, huh?

MizP: Said he had an upset stomach. I thank hit’s got sumpin ta' do wif “campinpain itus.”

BB: I don’t ritely know what that means.

Homer: Hit means he’s been readin’ too much ‘bout th’ campinpain stuff…

MizP: Or hearin’ too many campaign speeches I reckon.

Homer: You kin git a seveer case of gastriilitus ifn’ you don’t moderate your intake.

MizP: Ya know Mr. Jack is a Vetran of th’ political waws.

BB: Bin thru a lot of ‘em has he?

Homer: Him and Miz Barbera they wint up ta Washinton back in ’64 for a Victr’y party.

MizP: Said hit was such a disaster they had e-nuff losin’ ta' las a lifetime.

BB: Tha-ut wuz way back when Goldwater was a runnin’ fer Prezdint …

Homer: An Strum Thumund switched ta' bein’ a Reepublican. all this attackin Miz Palin

fer th’ VP an all tha-ut…Hit jist ree-minded Mr. Jack how sick thangs kin git.

BB: Well that’s fer shore. Hope he gits ta' feelin’ better soon – you tell him Ah said so…

MizP: OK … who’s gonna sign us off?

Homer:  Ah guess Ah will.

MizP: What’ll you say.

Homer: Ah’ll jist say this is Homer, Miz Pearl an Billy-bob a signin’ off frum Earl ‘n’ Lester’s Bait Shop

an Sushi Bar on th’ Caroliner line – Yawl come & see us’ns nex Wednesday OK?

MizP: By By

(END)

 

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