Wednesday, May 5, 2010

HOW WE GONNA FIX IT DOWN ON TH' FARM? -- Just a Minute Radio for Wednesday 100505

Hello there over in the middle of the week….

 

Have enough rain to fill your bucket for a spell?  Seems that way… You know the old saying that used to show the little girl carrying home a round box of salt with the top spilling out its contents in the pouring rain. As a kid, helping carry the groceries home from the neighborhood store in my little red wagon… I often wondered if the mother was mad with her for spilling out all the salt on the way home.

 

Guess that just goes to show we need not worry about the things that don’t concern us – and for Christians…well… worry is the last thing we *ought* to worry about.  Obviously, somewhere you ran into the phrase…:”Why pray when you can worry.”

 

As a pilot in mostly light planes – I recall the story of a farmer’s son who learned how to fly a Piper Cub – which indeed was a cut above the Wright Brothers… but to the farmer, who didn’t trust new-fangled things anyway… he wasn’t impressed.  But his son pleaded and finally prevailed to get the Dad in the back seat and took him for a short ‘hop’ around the cowpasture…saw the town church steeple and the school house… the court house… and came back to an uneventful grass strip landing where the family was gathered ‘round to celebrate Dad’s first flight.

 

Of course they asked him how he liked it… he said “fine.” – But the children wanting to hear more kept pestering him to describe the roads and the rivers and the little houses… and finally the old man said… well…Yes…he had enjoyed it – but he never trusted it… in fact he said: “I never really let my weight down.”

 

Maybe that’s our condition too – today – with coal mine disasters, volcanoes halting air traffic today in Ireland – and distresses all over the world… including a Newly Minted American Citizen trying to blow up a car bomb in Times Square – Manhattan.   But it didn’t go off… Why? … we don’t know the mechanical reason yet… the young Muslim had been to Afghanistan for training… but apparently didn’t have time to test and put it to use… He picked up the wrong kind of fertilizer, and apparently mis-wired his two alarm-clock timing device, 

His lethal device didn’t go off…

And now we go through the tedium of the media having to plough through all aspects of his malformed crime… which lead to his unintended consequence of being caught and grilled. 

 

Are we going to get to the end of this?  How many more peace treaties must the President agree to before the scruffy faced ‘king’ of Iran by his own hand gets toppled?  Well… it will be interesting to watch… and watch we must.  Eternal vigilance – says one of our founders – is the price of liberty.  We’ve surely got to ask the Lord to show us where to look – and what steps to take that we may continue to worship HIM.

 

May the Lord bless us all – we praise HIM for HIS wonderful works to the children of men.

 

Cordially, IN HIM

 

Jack

 

Here’s a delayed audio link:

 

http://www.wmuu.com/blog/category/audio/just-a-minute/

 

 

 

“JUST A MINUTE”

 

HOW WE GONNA FIX IT DOWN ON TH’ FARM?

 

MizPJist A Minute – Mr. Jack, Ah hate ta be so dumb – but whut is a unintended consequent?

Jack: Why are you asking Miz Pearlie.?

BB: Ah’m wif her.  We keeps a hearin’ ‘bout these unintended consequints --?

Jack: Generally it means you took action, expecting one thing to happen – but ….

Homer: But sumpin’ else happened you wasn’t a-thankin’ a’bout.

BB: Izzat rite, Mr. Jack…

Jack: Sure… Homer’s got it pegged pretty well.

MizP: Well could you give us a eggzample?

Homer: Ah thank I kin…

Jack: Go ahead.

Homer:  Well…when tha-ut new nachurl made citizen lef hiz cash-bought car in Time Square ---

BB: At was an unintended consequent!  You betcha…

MizP: An when they caught him a-tryin’ ta fly back to the Immeratese an made ‘em turn around th plane…

Homer: That was a unintended consequent too…

Jack: I guess it was – but the whole thing…

BB: Ah say th’ we’s lucky they got such unexperts a tryin ta mek bombs.

MizP: You you kin say tha’ut agin…First a feller tried ta blow up his shoes on a airplane…

BB: An  then at Christmas anothern tried ta set far ta his unnerwear…

Homer: An both of ‘em cunt do hit… an there was th’ guys tryin’ ta blow up th subways…

MizP: An tha-ut din’t work neither… we’s sho bin luck…

Jack:  Oh … excuse me Miz Pearlie… it’s not luck we’re talking about…

MizP: You’re rite Mr. Jack…hit’s them angels…

Jack: I believe you’re getting the idea right now Miz Pearlie… God has been looking out for us so far.

Homer: An we needs ta keep on a-prayin’ fer these thangs ta pass us by…

MizP:  An we needs ta be thankin’ th Loard fer pertectin’ s’many of us so fah…

Jack:  And that’s a good way to wind up today’s program – participate in the day of prayer that’s coming up… Lord willing, we’ll be back next week.  I’m Jack Buttram . (END)

 

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