GANG OF 10 GIFTS THE DEMOCRATS - Aug. 13, 2008

Hello Again –

 

            Middle of the week – as short as it ‘tis long.

 

            The “Gang of 10” lead by that intrepid rescuer of Democrats, Lindsey Graham, has come in off the campaign trail long enough to rip out of the hands of Republicans who want to win the next election, the only issue that’s connected with the American people so far. Now they throw a lifeline to vulnerable Democrats in the coming election.

 

            Seventy five percent of gas-paying American citizens are in favor of offshore, onshore, oil shale, Arctic (ANWAR) drilling to get these criminally high gas prices off our back ASAP.  But Madam Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, in collaboration with Honest Harry Reid “the Man from Searchlight, UT” -- Senate Majority Leader, in the grip of their super-green lobbyists, have pledged with their electoral blood NOT to allow the American people to speak through their congressional representatives – i.e have a vote. So… she turned off the lights and dismissed the House to go on her book tour, without lifting a finger to correct the problem for which they are responsible.  Now they’re mostly at home where their constituents can speak directly in their ears. The “Gang” plans to seize the next opportunity to dash to where the limelight will focus after the Democrats put on their Denver show. By the end of the month, Leader Lindsey will lead his “Cavalry” once more to save the Democrat’s bacon.

 

            Five ‘uncertain’ Republicans and an equal number of Democrats say they’ll hammer out some kind of compromise that’ll have the effect of assisting Democrats to climb out of the hole for which they have dug for themselves by robotically responding to the cries of the “greens.” They expect to bound out of the hole with a mighty cry. I’d agree it’s possible as soon as I can watch them successfully repeal high tide at the mouth of the Savannah. They are willingly ignorant of the workings of supply vs. demand and blindly trust the decree of Congress will overrule.

 

            To that, Gentlemen, I would only say -- don’t stand neck deep in a tidal flat at low tide – especially if you can’t swim.

 

            Cordially, IN HIM

 

            Jack Buttram

 

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“JUST A MINUTE”

GANG OF 10 GIFTS THE DEMOCRATS

BB: Just a Minit – Mr. Jack, I thank your Senate Reepublicans has done los their senses.

Jack: How’s that Billy-bob?

BB: Look to me like when your side’s finally found a issue at’s gonna work in th’ N’vember – they done handed hit over ta' our side.

MizP: Tha’s rite Mr. Jack – ‘bout th’ time Miz Peelozi done turned off th’ House lites an gone off on her book toor – Mr. Lindsey done thowed ‘em a life jacket.

Homer: Hit’s unbelievable stupid, Mr. Jack.

Jack: What are you talking about?

MizP: Seventy-five percent of th’ peepul want oil drillin’ ta' start NOW!  Five of yor senators done jined five of our’n ta' organize a bi-partisan, sweepin’ sumpin’ or other ta' knock out that issue ‘till the ‘lection is over.

Jack: Just who are these guys?

Homer: Firs one’s Mr. Lendsey Graham.

MizP: He’s frum South Carliner ya know.

Jack: I know.

BB: An then they’s Senators Thune, Saxby, Chambliss, Corker an Isakson – all

          Reepublicans.

Homer: An five Demicrats jined ‘em – tha-ut makes them th’ gang of ten.

MizP: Mr. Jack, they done kicked the ball away. (giggles) Air they a playin’ bad-minton, er horse shoes?

BB: Whut in th’ worl are they a-thinkin?

Jack: That’s the trouble – they aren’t thinkin’ – I’m Jack Buttram.

 (END)

 

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