Wednesday, January 4, 2012

JAM elements for WEDNESDAY 120104

Up early in the morning… may have to do it next week… or maybe not?

 

PROMOLINE FOR Wednesday 120104: Well… the first Iowa Caucus results came in on the wire last night and I’m afraid all the Bait Shop and Sushi crowd went to bed early. But we’ll do the best we can later today to bring you their reaction to the general scene if you’ll stay with us at (hour) from now when they’ll be here to chat. We’re always ready to pass on their wisdom. They’ll be right here on 94.5 FM WMUU and I know they’d like for you to be here too.

Cordially, IN HIM

Jack

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 “JUST A MINUTE”

WHEW, HOW DID WE GET ON THIS PLANET?

 

BB: Jist A Minit: Jist where are we now Mr.  Mr. Jack?

Jack: We’re at the start of two thousand twelve Mr. Bill.

MizP: Ah wasn’t fer sure we’s gonna make it .

Homer: Facs is Miz Pearl I ain’t sure we’s made hit yet.

Jack: Oh yes – we’re here Homer. You and Miz Pearl and Billy-Bob –

         We’re all safe and sound at the  Bait Shop and Sushi Bar .

MizP: In Playfair?

Jack: In Playfair Miz Pearlie … on the Carolina Line.

MizP: Well that-ut las week in 2011 jess ‘bout wore me out.

Jack: Things get busy at the year change over don’t they.

BB: So’s th’ firs cawcus has done happened in I-oh-way?.

Jack: Well Mr. Billy – it sure has.

MizP: Well don’t keep us in tenderhooks… what’s a goin’ on?

Homer: I watched an listened but had a hard time making sense of hit.

BB: Yeah Me too!

Jack: That’s the way the Iowa caucus goes.  ---

MizP: An we got ‘nother’n comin up I heer?

Jack: Right – by this time next week we’ll hear from New Hampshire.

BB: Whut air they a’goin’ ta deecide?

Homer: Same thang theys’ tryin’ ta dee-cide in I-oh-way…

Jack: Right Billy-bob --  selecting delegates to their convention.

MizP: Allof a suddin we’s in th’ middle of electrifyin’ th ‘lection.

Homer: Thas rite Miz P… an rite down heer in South Car’liner we….

BB: We’s gonna do th’ same thang on th’ twenny-firs’ of Jan-u-erry.

MizP: Oh… I had done fergot all ‘bout tha-ut.

               But who won yestiddy?

Jack: It’s not all settled yet.

BB: They’s more procedurin’ ta go on.

MizP: They’s still a-makin’ up they mines?

Jack: Something like that. Iowa’s selection is different from other states.

BB: Ah – fer one, will be glad when we git outtn th’ woods.

Homer: So will Ah Mr. Bill.

MizP:  Well hit’s all cornfusin’ ta me.

Homer: Hit is ta mos everbody, Miz Pearlie.  We’ll splain hit to yer.

Jack: I’m afraid our time for ‘splainin—will have to come later…

BB: Time up already?

Jack: Just flies… See you’all next week. I’m Jack Buttram. (END)

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