Tuesday, August 3, 2010

OK -- WHUT ELSE CAN WE PASS A LAW *AGIN*? -- Promoline for Wednesday 1004804

            Great DAY in the Mawnin’ –

 

            I have heard all the heated stories from the middle of the country – and read the thermometers etc. so what IS happening? 

 

            Aha!  I thought we might have some ‘Global Warming’ people sitting around waiting for the right moment to strike. – Hey folks… *THIS IS* the time to be making your arguments… not six months from now when you’re having to scatter ice cream salt on the steps and the winter winds are whipping across the seared brown fields. (Hey … that wouldn’t be too bad if we had Technicolor TV.)  But really you do better yourself painting it in your minds eye.

 

            Truth is – in the Summer I can feel the heat and get the sunburn… and so indeed you need to take advantage of every help to get your point across. – I’ll even give you another clue. Arrange a trip to the South Island of New Zealand… it’s a lovely place… more British that Britain with South Sea advantages thrown in. Visit the glaciers… you can get up close to ‘em on the South Island and you don’t have to climb the mountains because the glaciers come down toward the sea.  But there’s no question the glaciers have retreated both there and in Greenland in the northern Hemisphere. Does that *prove* scientifically Global Warming…?  I think it does vouch for Climate Change… Global Warming? … I’m not ready to go there yet… (J)… we’ll have to talk more. I have too many excellent science folks who tell me otherwise… so there’s no reason to make a dolt out of my self arguing about something totally out of my field.

 

            Gotta send this on it’s way.  Hope you’re able to withstand this heatwave in some degree of comfort. I’m having car A/C interrupted service. But got some guys who know their stuff I think… and hope they can figure out where to look next.

 

            If the clouds permit… August the astronomers tell me is a *great* month this year to look at the brightness of Jupiter. I won’t attempt an explanation… I leave it up to the *real* experts. 

 

            Cordially, IN HIM

 

            Jack

 

Delayed audio link:

 

http://www.wmuu.com/blog/category/audio/just-a-minute/

 

 

“JUST A MINUTE”

 

OK – WHUT ELSE KIN WE PASS A LAW AGIN?

 

BB: Jist A Minute : Mr. Jack –  Kin you pass a law agin doin’ nuthin?

Jack: Um – I’m not sure Billy-Bob.

BB: Well – you bin to lawyer school ain’t cher?

Jack: Well Mr. Bill, I got a reasonable score on the entrance exam and I…

Homer: ‘Scuse me is tha-ut whut the cawls th’ LSAT?

Jack: That’s it – Homer…  So I got in but only for a couple of classes.

MizP: So you din’t become no lawyer?

Jack: That’s right.

MizP: Well why not? We needs some good honest lawyers.

Jack: It’s a long story not for here Miz Pearl… I was trained in another field – I just wanted to see why I lost so many … well… cases.

Homer:  I guess we cud awl use sum more common sense.

BB: Well at’s sumpin’ I ain’t seen in great supply frum readin’ th’ papers.

Jack:  I don’t quite know how we got here… and we’ll have to talk about that some other time.    But this case the Virginia Attorney General is bringing up against the United States about  “Obama – Care” is stirring the waters.

BB: Tha’s th’ one AhI’m a tawkin’ ‘bout.

MizP: We already got law suits a-flyin’ everwher….

BB: An wif Mr. Rangle and the lady frum out West….

MizP: Miz Waters…

BB: Yeah … at’s th’ one… Purdy soon we’s a-gonna run outn’ lawyers.  

Homer: Ah woodn’t wurry ‘bout tha-ut Mr. Bill…

MizP:  Ahd like ta see you be a lawyer Beeelie…er a judge er sumpin… you’d look good in a black robe.

BB: Oh … fer gooness sake…Can’t we git out’n tha-ut Mr. Jack?

Jack: I think we’ll have to for today – no time.  Just remember what Mark Twain said…

MizP: Whuzzat Mr. Jack?

Jack: He said “Congress is our only natural criminal class.”

BB: Yeah…. An mos of ‘em is lawyers…

Jack: And be back next  Wednesday… I’m Jack Buttram.   (END)           

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