WHICH-AH-WAY DO WE GIT OUTTEN THIS MESS? - Just a Minute Radio for Wednesday 100324

            G’Day Mates… it’s as short as it is long … this week I believe.

           

            There have been several and apparently several more – which does not make the lawmakers happy since they are acclimated to a three *day* work week… and these long weekends are killin’ them.  However… they really are NOT looking forward to going home for the Easter Break and have to endure the slings and arrows of outrageous voters… or at least those who live in or near their districts.  Nothing so angry as a swarm of hybrid killer bees from back home in Africa!

 

            I dunno… seems like every one of these things – especially during the last year – is like an overly long and especially unwelcome soap opera – especially to those for whom soap-opera is a high art form.  I think even the most avid viewer is bound to get enough of the same old same old before too long.

 

            So here we are tied up in the Senate’s apron strings.  We don’t really want to tune in that much to c-Span II and hear the Senators pontificate – or whatever it’s called in the presently windy city… It’s not been a pleasant Spring so far – although speaking for the Chamber of Commerce here locally… we’ve had some gorgeous days… sandwiched inbetween som really ratty ones with clouds and fog and cold and wind… right… good old March weather!

 

            OK…Perhaps it will blow itself out soon. I won’t be giving you much in the way of advice because I think there’s too much floating around unattached to anyone – and hardly anyone listening.  Seems like we’re all ready for a Spring break. – So I think it’s time for a nap.

 

            Cordially, IN HIM

 

            Jack

 

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“JUST A MINUTE”

WHICH-AH-WAY DO WE GIT OUTTEN THIS MESS?

MizP: Jist a Minit – Mr. Jack, which is the shortest way out’n this thicket?

Jack: It’s hard to know Miz Pearlie… everybody seems confused…

BB: Well – Ah shore am… I admit hit..

Homer: Me too.

 MizP: Whut in the worl are we a-gonna do – we don know which-ah-way is up?

Jack: Now folks… calm donw.. I thought you’d come through this better than this.

MizP: Ah wuz discombobulated when tha-ut Mr. Stupek said he was now a-gonna vote fer hit.

Homer: Me too Miz Pearlie… he was supposed ta have tweve ‘no’ votes in his pocket.

BB: Look like his pocket doen sprung a leak, Homer.”

MizP: Naw Mr. Beelie… tha-ut Miz Pelozie done threatned him wif that gigantick gavel she was a-carryin’

Jack: look folks… I already said calm down… I’ll have to get you some Prozac…

MizP: Oh don’t do tha-ut hit meks me too dizzy.

Homer:: Ah gets drowsey too Miz Pearl.

BB: Yew folks is a-goin soff…

MizP: Whut air we a-goin’ ta do?

Jack: I’d suggest this very day  you get down your Bible and look up 2^nd Kinds Six – start at verse eight and read down

            to about verse 23… you’ll read an amazing account of how God provided a great victory for Israwl… and

            they didn’t even have to fight.

MizP: Really Mr. Jack?

Jack: Really Miz Pearlie. 2^nd Kings Chapter six.

BB: At in the old Testamint. …

MizP: Ah know tha-ut Mr. Beelie…

Jack: Just read the whole account in there from verse 8-23 … or you can back up and read the whole thing… you’ll

            be encouraged.

Homer: Ah b’leve the Prophet Elisha got their vision renewed.

Jack: Right – they could see the forces of God were greater than the forces of Syria – they went away in peace

MizP: OK Ah’ll do hit…

Homer: So will Ah….

BB: Me too…

Jack: And you folks be with us next Wednesday and we’ll discover some more… I’m Jack Buttram

 

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