JAM elements for Wednesday 120516

It’s sort of like getting your car back after it’s been in the shop for two weeks.

 

PROMOLINE for Wednesday 120516: We’ve had some magnificent rains since Sunday and more on the way I hear. But the main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing… and I’m trying to get back in the saddle on this typing – but I’ve not mastered changing it to speech yet – and my right ‘little pinky’ is sore. I’ve got a new keyboard and it’s a stretch. But no stretch for you to be with us at 94.5 on WMUU-FM… in fact it will be getting more comfortable. We like to have you here and there are folks who want to have you visit.

 

Cordially, IN HIM

Jack

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“JUST A MINUTE”

NOBODY SAID IT WOULD BE EASY – DIG IN

Homer: Jist a Minit: Mr. Jack – Hit’s ‘bout time we

  tooken a break ain’t hit?

Mizp: Homer, Ah ain’t heered you make ‘smany

   Mistakes at one time.

Homer: Oh – sorry Miz Pearl… I shunt have said

  tooken shood I have?

MizP: Well I’s glad you kerrected hit.

Jack: Miz Pearl… it might be better if you talked

  to Homer about that privately.

MizP: Oh yes …you’s rite Mr. Jack – Ah’m sorry   

   fer speakin’ out Homer. Hit jist grates on me…

Homer: At’s awl rite Miz Pearl… I wants ta do better

   An maybe you kin teach me sum more.

Jack: I’m glad you’re being courteous Homer.

BB: At’s th’ gemun in you Homer. Very good.

MizP: An now if’n we cud git th whole crowd…

BB: Ta speak better – at’d be grate.

Jack: It would Mr. Bill…politeness is never …

MizP: Never outta style Ah always says…

Jack: And that’s good for the politicos too.

Homer: Ah shore thank so too Mr. Jack.

Jack: You don’t have to be mean or cranky to …

MizP: …to gitcher pint acrost Ah say…

Homer: And that’s sumpin you cud teach th’…

MizP: Thuh TV peepul Ah say… you’s rite.

BB: Homer’s allus rite on those thangs Miz P…

Jack: I’ll agree with you there.

BB: Ah cain’t stand hit when they’s three er

   fouwah fowks tawkin all at once…

Homer: Right Mr. Beelie….jist irriatatin as awl

    git out Ah thank.  

MizP: An a bad eggzample ta’ th’ chirrin’ too…

Jack: Excellent and we can take the Road Less

   Traveled , right?

BB: Whut awl does at mean.

Jack: Well we’ll talk about it next week. OK?

MizP: OK By me…Ah’ll expeck hit then.

Jack: And I’ll try to remember it then – so

   See you next Wednesday – I’m Jack Buttram.(End)   Jebco Editorial Service

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