Howdy everybody –
Here in SC one would have thought it was June 1 – but we have to be careful and pray lest the peach crop get blasted in the bud. One thing is encouraging. The seasons go on no matter what
Billy-Bob and the crew at the Bait Shop and Sushi Bar over at Playfair on the Caroliner line just keep pluggin’ along. And I suspect much of
Anyway…
Cordially, IN HIM
Jack
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“JUST A MINUTE”
AIR FORCE ONE – CARBON FOOTPRINT
MizP: Jist A Minit – Mr. Jack -- Has you been hearin’ strange noises?
Jack: Why no Miz Pearlie – why do you ask?
MizP: I saw the pitchers wheah Mr. Presdint Obama done smacked his head on th’ doah way of Marine One…
Homer: Mr. Jack don’t ride Marine One… thass th’ Presdint’s helicopter….
BB: But they is ‘bout th’ same hite…
Jack: Right Billy Bob – he’s an inch or so taller.
MizP: Well Ah saw fowah sho he conked his noggin a gittin’ in the helio ta' get out to Andrews.
BB: Speakin’ of a-goin’ out theah ta' ketch AF One…
Homer: Yeah -- whut about hit?
BB: He was on his way ta' meet th’ Demicrats in
Homer: Rite…
BB: An he took AF One down theyuh -- he tole hit to one of th’ rporters on th’ plane.
MizP: An tha-ut was nice of th Air Fowus ta' let him borrer hit.
Homer: He din’t borrer hit, Miz Pearl – th’ Demicrats is s’posed ta' pay fo hit… Hit’s a political thang not gummit.
BB: At’s rite… at’s th’ rule – But Ah wonder – ‘bout one thang?
Jack: What’s that Billy?
BB: You member tha-ut speech where they crawled awl ovah them automobile executives fer a-flyin’ they-uh
air planes frum DeeTroit ta' Washinton… ta' cllect them bail outs?
MizP: Ah ‘member tha-ut reel good. Next time they had to drive and in them HIbread cars.
BB: Yeah… th’ press reely gigged them fer bein’ so hi-falutey.
Homer: Yeah… and a-spending awl that bail out money on them corporate jets.
BB: An messin’ with th’ carbon footprint.
MizP: Yeah…
BB: Ah din’t heah nobody complainin’ ‘bout Presidint Obama’s carbon foot print – he coudda gone to
in Marine One…
MizP: Or in a cah … an he wountn’t a bumped his haid.
Homer: An he ain’t a havin’ no bettah luck gittin his stimluss pakage of’n th’ groun.
BB: It’s a-gittin’ a lotta turbulence awright.
Jack: Turbulence is right… and our time is up for this week <> I’m Jack Buttram (END)
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