Tuesday, May 6, 2008

BOTH ARE STILL STANDING - JAM for WED 05-07-08

Hi Folks…

 

Here are the files for Wednesday’s Billy-Bob and FRENS… at Playfair… We stayed up late watching the returns come in… Looks like both are still standing – neither knocked the other out.

 

So… if you’d like to listen or copy the script to send to someone… the links are below.

 

http://www.jebcovoice.net/audio/jama05-07-08.mp3

 

http://www.jebcovoice.net/scripts/jamt05-07-08.doc

 

And here’s today’s script. I got a comment from Ray… anyone else

like to post a comment just below?

 

Cordially, IN HIM

 

Jack  

 

 

 

“JUST A MINUTE”

BOTH STILL STANDIN’

MizP:  Just a Minit – Mr. Jack – Whut did you thank of the votin’ yestiddy?

BB: Yeah – I wanna hear this.

Homer: Whut didja thank ‘bout Miz Hillirary’s speeches in North Carliner?

Jack: Well, in Washington I never heard her say she was rollin’ up her sleeves and wringin’ her hans and gittin ready to ketch a plane fer Hah Pointe.

BB: Come to thank of hit… I never heard her tawk like that-ut either.

MizP: Ah don’t thank she did a very gooood job (see I say hit jist like Andy Griffeth says hit.) of pertendin’ to tawk like we do.

Homer: She did used to live in Arkansaw… in th’ guvnor’s mansion.

MizP: Far as ah was concerned hit was awl fake. Din’t cut ‘hit wif th’ voters.

Homer: Whut ‘bout Mr. Obama … he played basket bawl.

BB: Yeah but I noticed he dint score no high number in bowlin’.

Jack: I think it’s pretty hard to fake a good score at the bowlin’ alley.

MizP: Unless you know the pin boy an’ tip reel good.

Jack: Now Miz Pearl – sounds like you’ve been in some shady bowling …

MizP: Tounaments?  Ah know my way aroun’ Mr. Jack… I ain’t as dumb as I look. – Uh – uh..that din’t come out rite did hit.

BB: Ah thank you got chor tongue tongled ‘round your eye teeth an cunt see what you was a-tryin’ to say.

MizP: Ah probly been hangin’ r’ound  politicians too long.

Jack: <> Uh oh… Time’s up – I’m Jack Buttram.

( END)

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